thank you bathtub barracuda
this show was on drugs.
Drugs that taught life lessons.
My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs
Was trying to take a photo of our new 2D Christmas tree when my kitty decided to jump in and become the star
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
I honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. You’re crying over someone who isn’t really there, doesn’t really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.
I told my homecoming date I’m just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was ‘okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match’
he’s a keeper.
ive seen SO MANY girls at my school wearing these leggings since they started selling them at hot topic and i just have to ask
is it SUPPOSED to look like ariel and flounder are staring at your junk…?
look at this stuff
isn’t it neat
what is it called when u kill a friend